Big Carlos Zambrano -
You will always have a special place in my heart. When I got to go to my first Cubs vs. Cards series last season, do you know what jersey I picked to wear? It was yours, Z. Yes, it was the cheapest jersey online (I bought it for $0.99 from some company in Japan), but I wore that Blue uni with pride. I will miss watching your temper tantrums. I hope you enjoy working on your tan and you are able to persevere and finally get that World Series ring you have always wanted. When you do when that ring, you can mail it to me so I can wear it proudly for a day or two (and I will make sure to send it back in mint condition.) Thanks for the memories.
xoxo,
a beloved fan
