Monday, August 22, 2011

'The Eagles Will Win Super Bowl XLVI'


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1.    Will T.O.’s body get any hotter?
Sorry, I was distracted by the above picture. Now, I have drool all over my keyboard. You were saying…


2.    Will the Brady and OchoCinco mesh well together?
Moss and Brady was the ideal couple. Chad will end up pouting by the fourth or fifth game.

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3.    Will Terry, Howie, Michael and Jimmie on Fox NFL Sunday’s get any cooler?
If they hire me, the answer is yes.

4.    Why did JB leave Fox NFL Sunday for CBS’ Sunday Football Program and does it even have a name?
I am still scratching my head and I am still dumbfounded. The man leaves the most popular Sunday NFL pregame show for CBS’ pregame show. Money really does talk.

5.    What should my Fantasy Football League name be?
I think I’m going with ‘Favre’s Cell Phone’.

6.    Will Ray Lewis ever learn new moves?
I would like to see him ‘Dougie’, but if starts dancing to a Justin Bieber song, I will not watch Ravens games.

7.    Will Plexico Burress succeed in New York?
Did you see that diving catch? The man will be just fine.

8.    What do you think of Rex Ryan’s tattoo?
If my dad got that, I would look into getting adopted.


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9.    Will my future baby daddy, Peyton Manning, recover from neck surgery anytime soon?
    I saw him on the sidelines against the Redskins, above, and he looked extremely old and exhausted. You’re only 35-years old, Peyton. Wipe that look off your face! The answer to this question is no. The poor guy looks tired and I think he's enjoy the break, but not the the recovery process.

10.           Will Albert Haynesworth stomp on a Patriots player?
Only time will tell. (Check out the video, but it's pretty disturbing.)


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11.           Will Tony Romo find his A-game?
If he didn’t find anyone playing ‘Hide and Seek’ at his Bachelor party, then the answer is no. He lost his game back in Mexico in 2008.

12.           Will T.O. sign with anyone?
    Ask him this question again when he’s done with his abdominal workout. Again, excuse me while I wipe up some drool… He may sign with a team after the season starts, but no one wants to put up with his diva behavior. T.O. word to the wise, just shut up and play the game. There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’. If you get the ball, that’s great. If not, then congratulate the guy who did. Support your team or you’re going to end up retiring like Randy Moss.

13.           Will Pete Carroll ruin the Seattle Seahawks’ organization?
    I hope he drives it into the ground and the NCAA comes after him, but a girl can only dream. Nothing says “We want a winning season” like hiring former Oakland Raiders’ head coach Tom Cable who has volatile anger issues. Sounds to me like a winning combination!

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14.           Will Larry Fitzgerald falter under pressure of his massive 8-year, $120 million dollar contract?
    The only reason why he wouldn’t succeed is if Kevin Kolb couldn’t get him the ball. Fitzgerald is the best wide receiver in the game right now and also the highest-paid. All Kolb has to do is throw Fitzgerald the ball because ‘Fitz’ knows how to make plays. The Arizona Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl not three years ago and they have they have one of the best head coaches in the game (Ken Whisenhunt) that can get them there.

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15.           Will Kevin Kolb be the ‘savior’ the Cards have been looking for since Warner retired?
    That’s why the Cardinals signed Kolb. He had success in Philly before Michael Vick came along, so he should be good to go.

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16.           Will John Elway get rid of Tim Tebow?
    Give Elway two weeks. Tebow isn’t an NFL-caliber QB. People who are popular in ‘high school’ always get hit with reality when they enter the real world and Tebow hit the ground hard in Denver. He may have succeeded at Florida and appeared in a Super Bowl ad, but that is only time he’ll appear in the Super Bowl.

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17.           Will Cam Newton be able to win more than 2-games this year as the starting QB?
         No, he won’t. John Fox left and Steve Smith will make Newton look back. Here’s to Jimmy Clausen saving the organization!


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18.           Will Randy Moss really stay retired?
    Like I stated before, Randy Moss still has it going on. He is 34-years old, he stays fit and can still make big plays. The ONLY thing holding a team back from signing him is because he is a D-I-V-A. Tom Brady and he broke the all-time touchdown record back in 2008, he holds the NFL single-season touchdown receptions record, 23 and he is NFL’s rookie player single-season touchdown reception record holder. The man needs to get over himself, just as Chris Johnson, OchoCinco and Terrell Owens need to do. Fans want to see you guys plays because you are AMAZING at what you do. American’s are suffering from ecomonic turmoil and the last thing we want to watch is a player acting like a DIVA because he didn’t get the ball or he isn’t getting paid enough. There are families who can’t pay their mortgages and the economy is in the toilet. Please, just STOP your demanding ways because there are a lot of people who have it a lot worse than you do.

19.           Will I win my Fantasy Football League?
You bet I will!

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20.           Who will win the Super Bowl?
    The Eagles will. They signed a lot of veteran and talented players this offseason: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Jason Babin, Vince Young, Ronnie Brown, Nnamdi Asomugha and Cullen Jenkins. They were the busiest team stocking up on talent and they will definitely make the biggest splash in the NFC. My money is on them.



    There will be a lot going on in the NFL this season, so hopefully most of these questions will be answered and I am sure it is to be one heck of a ride, one that I am sure to enjoy!

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